#thanks again for the chocolate!!

[unamusedyams]

Umi: here’s your treat!!!

Unamusesdyams: Thanks… ummm what is this?

Umi: chocolates from turkey! From where I came from!

Unamusesdyams: Wow they look delicious did buy these for me?

Umi: Why of course I bought it it’s not like I stole it or anything?

Ada(me from a mile away): oh my god, where is my Ülkers!!!!

Umi: shit gotta go! Before Ada puts me in timeout again by the way I love Asoryuu ancestor Au you should do that more

Ada(me): where the fuck are my Ülkers!!!

Umi:Well bye!!!

Haha this is so silly! Thank you!! I've never heard of these before but they look tasty! And I'd love to draw more asoryuu ancestor au!!! Phoenix's is one wacky grandson...

As for you, you get a...... A Trick! 👻

Whoops! Sorry... and after you stole bought me such a nice candy💔

[royalarchivist]

Richarlyson: You're skinny sir, are you eating well these days?

Pac: Not really. To tell you the truth, I've been eating... I stole, together with my son, we stole some cupcakes from the Federation. I ate some, but I know chocolate isn't the best thing to eat, right?

Richarlyson: 12 kilos D:

Pac: 12 kilos?!? No– what? My god. My god... Am I malnourished, Doctovo? Am I- Am I malnourished?

Richarlyson: You weigh less than a pitbull, sir.

Pac: Less than the singer? Damn... [Laughs]

Richarlyson: [Hits Pac]

[triptychofvoids]

a deep sense of dread has invaded my souls but I brought you muffins

Chocolate!!!

have a nice day :)

danke my friend! and a good choice, i like them very much!!

[doodleodds]

Happy Valentines, Akira. Happy Valentines, Asshole.

If you can’t read what Akechi’s secondary inner-dialogue says cause I obscured it too much behind his regular dialogue, here’s a transcription in panel order: Hello, you fucking- Ah- Hello, Akira! Fuck off, why should I tell you- Just a soda- there’s a new flavor.

I don’t want your shitty gift. Oh- haha! You’re so sweet.

I hope I choke. They’re lovely, thank you.

Like hell. Likewise. There’s no way it’s just a coincidence. Still though, it’s a funny coincidence.

[egginfroggin]

Wirt is far too tired for this

Saw the quote and immediately thought of them

Transcription:

top left - Greg: "Oh, just so you know, Wirt, it's very muggy outside

top right - Wirt: "..."

bottom left - Wirt: "Greg, I swear, if I step outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn..."

bottom right - Greg: "*sipping from a bowl*" (arrow, pointing to bowl: "hot chocolate")

[feverflushed]

A suffers from migraines that leave them temporarily blind.

One day they're out of the house with B, and the migraine hits them out of nowhere.

It starts with a little static-like spot in the middle of their field of vision, which quickly spreads, leaving them nearly completely blind. B has to step in, leading their temporarily-out-of-order loved one to a safe, dark place where they can recover.

Bonus if B is a bit clumsy and ends up being a terrible guide. Steps and curbs? A ends up tripping on every single one. Walls? B nearly sends poor A crashing at every corner they turn. Puddles? B doesn't notice them and A ends up soaking their socks.

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

That cute bunny girl is called Noisette.Can you please tell me what you cooked besides pizza?

Pep: "...!"

Pep: "Si! Noisette was her name! Grazie friends! And grazie for Poco Noisette!"

Pep: "…Reh ot yrros yas ot deen I... Niaga reh ees nac I epoh I…"

Pep: "Bocnroc etalocohc ekil! Wonk I sepicer rehto eht fo emos em thguat ehs! Ssendnik reh rof reh knaht ot deen osla I tub."

Pep: "Enoyreve deef ot dah I tahw htiw dluoc I revetahw gnikam yltsom saw ti. Oot gnikab fo stol dna atsap fo stol saw ereht, azzip sediseb dekooc I tahw rof sa."

Pep: "Niaga yrt ot ecin eb dluow ti os, elihw a ni nevo gnikrow a dah t'nevah I. Noos gnikooc emos uoy wohs nac I ebyam!"

Pep: "Yrros... Naem uoy ohw wonk I kniht t'nod I... 'Sessob niam'...? Noitseuq rehto eht dna..."

[2aceofspades]

*Brings you some of my famous homemade chocolate chip and m&m cookies* (famous amongst my family. I mean everyone likes them. It's kinda ridiculous.) You deserve a treat! Even if you are in gremlin jail. *Pats you on the head* There you go. See, it'll be alright. I'm sure you'll get freed from your gremlin jail eventually.

Who said I was still in gremlin jail?

Heh...

[roman-roy-apologist]

i love you animal symbolism

[causeimanartist]

unemployment hell 🤝

on all levels but physical I am gifting you a hot chocolate and a soft blanket, beloved

I would love nothing more

[camellcat]

so, my mom accidently got pizza with no sauce instead of no cheese, right? and she said she can't eat so I have to. and while I was holding the most stiff piece of pizza I'd ever even had, I thought, well, hell, what if I pulled a dawn summers and just... put random shit on it that I already know I like?

do NOT mix bbq sauce with chocolate sauce on top of bland gross pizza I can't get the taste out of my mouth oh my god I had to throw it out I straight up gagged trying to eat more after that I am never making that mistake again food experimentation is NOT for me

[clowndensation]

biked 15 miles home from the fair. wet.

[tree-tpot]

hey tree, THINK FAST!

*chucks a chocolate ball at your head full speed*

-🖊️🟣

Wassa, thjnk wha???

[mobius-m-mobius]

diana bestie, you need to read this archiveofourown(.)org/works/51607924

Yooooo coincidentally that was the very next fic I had bookmarked and it did indeed turn me into a broken shell of a human being in the best possible way so Eena tysm bestie 😭💐In turn I've got to rec the fic I finished beforehand which is possibly the most incredible fix-it combining and tying up every loose end of the finale perfectly so thank god for all the amazing writers out there saving lives 🙏

[dotoro3]

jealuc commission for soichi_writes on twitter! <3

[ruerock]

Happy birthday!!! I hope it's a good one this year!! 🧁

THANK YOU SM!! hope you're having a great day as well! love how accurate the emoji is i actually just got done baking cupcakes 🧁🧁